Adventures

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i hope everyone have atleast one adventure in their life,
lets talk about that
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Har saans mein ik kahani hai, har dharkan mein afsana hai …

kahan tak suno gay, kahan tak sunayein :halo:

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Pehle shuro tho keejiye , end tho baad me sochthe hi :smiley:

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Pehlay aap :blush:

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Ladies first :smiley:

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Read my journal…:bummer:

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wah wah mashallah aur irshaad farmaiye.:smiley: ..

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aap zara brief me bataya, journal poora padnega time lagta

meine aap ke journela ko open kiya and i liked this one

Baap: “Bolo Beta, tumhein kaisi beewi chahiye”?
Beta: “bikul chaand jaisi, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaaye”.

i could’nt control laughing :smiley:

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^ Read the Lizzy one.:yukh:

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Adventures :hmmm:
There are many…

Once when I was travelling through Africa some villagers from the small settlement of ooga booga in Zululand approached me. They cried and requested me to kill the lion that came every night and took off with their cattle. I was a bit short of time, but I agreed that I will kill it but I will keep the sri paiey and the khaal of the lion. To this condition they refused :naraz: as the tribal chief wanted the khaal himself to make a loincloth for wearing on his 357th wedding :blush: . Anyway it was finally decided that they can keep the khaal and I will keep the Seenghs :devil:

That night I set up a trap and after eating hiran biryani and drinking nimbo pani, lit up a smoke :smokin: and sort of dozed off. Something woke me up, it was the lion … silently walking towards the village. I pretended to sleep and lay still in my place. The lion came and started to smell me - and he almost fainted :hayaa: . But then quickly regained its senses and walked away. As soon as he turned his back on me I grabbed his tail and stood up. The lion around and looked at me in the eyes with the “Whats your problem dude” kinda look in his eyes… (I personally think he was a Democrate)

Anyway - I started swinging him round and round by his tail and then just let him go. I could see him flying high towards the sky and then he dissappeared. The next morning we heard that a lion had fallen down from the sky in the village of mambo’Ebona , about 100 miles away. The village chief was pissed off at me as he was very much looking forward to a new loin cloth. But it wasnt my fault.

Anyway … it was a nice adventure :chai:

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^
:omg:

what a adventure …i am impressed..can i have ur autograph:chai:

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ye tu kuch bhi nahi hay
once when i was hunting in the amazon kay jungalaaT
A sherni came towards me
I tried to fire but the gun jammed :grumpy:
Phirr main nay sherni ko aankh maar di :wink:
aur woo marr gai :blush:

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^

:omg:

unkil jee kiya adventures hain app ki aik book likh lain iss pai:chai: imaan sai Job karnai ki zaroorat nahi rahai gi:cb:

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aap to phenkne mein ustaani hain, nice made-up story nevertheless:D

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Dont make genderial mistakes :smilestar:

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uncle ji bachon ko sulane ke liye kahani sunnaraha kya :smiley:

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tu soo jao
:chai:

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:sleep2:

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me abhi uta , mujhe bhi coffee dedo :snooty:

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when my puppy was lost .. so we went searching for him, all over ..

After Continuously searching for 2 days i found out that it was caged by my neighbors :smokin: