so yo check it. last weekend be da memo weekend an’ ah be going ta do some shoppin’. I jet ta dis here Banana Republic and see 60% off..ah wuz like wooooahhh wiccckeedd…but guess what…everthing iz XXXL size…
why all da sales be fo’ fattty boombooms…whats uh skinny brotha ta wear…
w0rd!
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Hellz ya nigga… i went to old navy to find some capries and all they had were size 20s…
Man where da hell does Banana Republic carry XXXL??? and 60 percent off?? AND I MISSED IT? 
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ah be rollin in chitown..pimp-tight sales dere..
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that and the fact that we would survive longer if we were to be stranded in a desert. and you know, when we're eating that extra piece of fried chicken, thats what we're preparing for.
good luck in somalia, skinny boy.
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^ homie dat be why dere be skinny peeps..cuz ya fatty boombooms grubbin on our share
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its a fight for survival lussi, you aint winning by complaining.
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i didnt know banana republic carried xxxl
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banana republic has XL that’s about it…
lussi you have a porblem with fatty boombooms? 
Come here lemme sit on you! 
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wow that was really hard to understand!
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ugh, you know why right?
It is hard to show half ur butt in medium pants. Think man. You have to get em in XXL and hold em up with one hand and walk kinda bowlegged down the street, now that is stylin'. Maybe get a belt you loosely do so it sags just right..... on......the.....edge, ready to drop.
That takes skillzzzzz - drives the honeys crazy I tell ya
You know what is really hot to us women?????
Watching a young buck run down the street holding his pants up with one hand and the other holding a phone.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BABY BABY sexy I say
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^ yo yo take it easssy....ah be jivin' about shirts...everything be in XXXL size...but point noted on da pants...;)
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You never have to stand in crowded public transportation. I guess people are too afraid a jerk of the bus will make you fall on them.
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ah just be frustrated dat nahh sale on large. everything be in xxxl. whats da dealio? Don’t make me come ovah there and bytchslap them…
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over exagerrating.. yeah B.R doesnt even have XXXL looolz
Most of the time i go to these sales they have everything less than size 2 remaining like a whole buncha of size 0.
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Yeah.. i wnoder when these retailers can get it thru their thick skulls... whenever there's a sale, there's only size 2s and 0s left, all the "larger" (8 + ) are gone. Kinda makes u wonder why they wont fix this pesky thing
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The 60-75% sales are usually on older items and left overs. Generally most of the average sizes, medium sizes are gone, either at full price or smaller 15%-25%discounts, by the time items hit the lcheaper sale racks. If there are any regular sizes left they are usually the first to go, so your left with extra something sizes, XS or XL or then XXXL.
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BR doesn't have XXXL or XXL haha!
The sales items are either 0's or 16+ All the popular sizes are gone right when the sales hit or even before that.
Go to the BR outlet store Lussi. You should find something that fits you there.
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didnt know Banana Republic had coroprate headquarters in Niger 
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If you are fat you can roll down a hill into a pond, not feel a thing and float.