An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. WE can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks.”
The American doctor says, “You guys have nothing on us. We
just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the
White House, and now half the country is looking for work.”