A girl came home from school one day and said
"Mommy, Mommy, we were counting today, and all the other
kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. "
And the blonde proceeded to count to 10
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” the blonde asked.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said her mom.
The next day the girl came home from school and said
“Mommy, Mommy, we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”
“That’s excellent,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came home from school and said
“Mommy, Mommy we were in gym class today, I saw all the
other girls had flat chests, but I have a big chest!”
“Yes, you do” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.”
Lol…