What is your real first name and who gave you this name? Do you like it, what does it mean?
irfan ahmed khan mehmoodi. My retarded granddad named me. The name is too long and i dont know what to do with it i prefer the shorter verson: iffy, cause i take pride in being a hip young kid staright out of broooklyn!!!.. das wassazp biggers
Who introduced you to Gupshup? If you then knew what it would do to you, would still have joined it?
azker choudary is my dad’s close friend. We went to his house for tea one day when his cousin’s son Saqlain tripped over the power cord going to the server and brought the whole thing to a halt. For those of you that remember the time when GS went down in feb 1998, it was saqlain’s fault.
Anyways from that incident i found out what the servers and the supporting hardware was supporting (www.pak.org) and then one year later i joined GS.
**What is your favorite forum on GS and why? **
General, cause its not Cafe.
**Who do you think is the most eligible bachelor on GS? and why? **
ahem… ahhh… the whole of GS is filled with old married farts such as you fuggie and other geezers like matsui. There are no Quote:
bachelors
Who is the most eligible bachelorette and why?
Catwoman or legally brown because they are so very sensual and sexy in their own way. I dont mind going out with both of them 
**If you were given a choice to become another guppy for a day, who would it be and why? **
Azker uncle, so i could read Catwoman’s private messages and kill all those guppies that hit on my property :mad:. She is all mine… you heard me!
**If you were given a choice to meet one guppy in person, who would it be? **
Sarah Splendor
Which two guppies you think are having an affair on PMs?
pinstripe danda and roman. They sound gay
**Who is your favorite mod? **
Mad Scientist, the dude is one of the few around here that use their brains. He is a voice of reason and does make logical arguments as oppose to all of the mindless bigotry and antiquated views that most people share here. He is mature and i like him. If i was a girl i’ll propose to him and ask him to let me have his kids. But thanks God i am straight. i think 
You needn’t worry about my inbox, it is quite barren, been a dry season.
Why am I explaining to you anyway.