Luke’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products she asked, “Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.
“Hey, wait a minute!” Luke interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.”
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cool…
Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
LOL
LOL!
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My Knight if you ever use that line on me…hehehhe…
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People don’t give him any ideas!
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
NO WAY…i am not like that at all…
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BTW i got better ones ..
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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
Lol
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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **
Well the ONLY place you’ll get to say them is in the jokes section
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So you might as well say them now!
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?