**You know you’ve been on-line too long when…
You start introducing yourself as Ahmed at msn.
Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
You check your mail. It says “no new messages” so you check it again.
You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
You tell the kids they can’t use the computer because “Daddy/Mommy’s got work to do”.
You get a tattoo that says “This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 5.0.”
You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet.
You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. 
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the “back” button.**
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