Adam's Choice

You might have heard it before but i find it funny every time i read it.

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
*God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you ?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
*God said, " I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman."
*God continues: "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make.She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to t
ake care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first **to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.She will never have **a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever *needed.
Adam asked God, " What would a woman like this cost me?"
God said, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam asked, “What can I get for just a rib ???”
And now you know…the rest of the story.

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hahahhahhahh :D

That's why I pay the full price when getting ANYTHING because I don't want anything LESS.

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Waise jokes ka level bohot gir chuka hai…sorry to say haan.

:meeno:

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^^ haha agree

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Larkiyon ney tou jealous hona hi hai, koi nayi baat karein…sorry to say haan:meeno:

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The "joke" revolves around a Prophet of Allah and Hadhrat Syeda Hawa (AS).

'nuff said.

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Hey bud your not doing a political column review here.... are you.??

AND.......

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hmmpphhh…i don’t find this joke particularly funny! :snooty:

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and that mocking such personalities is not endorsed in our religion and we take serious offense to that. I will appreciate if you do not continue the same.

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tell me some thing new.

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I concur.

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chill karo yaar...it's a joke....kabhi kuch light heartedly bhi enjoy kar liya karo!!!

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I got some second opinions on this thread and it has been decided that it is permissable. The joke was not meant to be offensive. If you don't like the joke, simply ignore it. Please do not fight.

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I dunno whose second opinion was that Phatima1... but I will ignore this joke anyway... it would have been nice if the reasoning was provided.. but as it is, you are the owner of the forum - it's not my forum anyway.... I just whine on such things, create some enemies in the process and move on...

Attributing a lie to a prophet is a grave sin and my reasoning was based on that... If we deny the fact that Adam (AS) was the same Prophet whom Iblees did not prostrate to, then, what is the difference between we and him..

anyway, I respect your decision, though I do not agree with it...

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app mazak main bhi kis terah ik jhoote(fake) converstation ko Allah or us k nabi say mansoob ker saktay ho ?

*maaz Allah *

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i agree wid AQ Uncle here:) the joke is not right:hoonh: mauli did found it funny ..i am not saying that he/she is wrong but majority have different views .so phatima as being a mod ,which you are a good one:) reconsider your decision:)

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mazaQ ki bhi aik haad hai aur yeh kahan likha hai mazaQ main Allah / uske rasoolon ka mazaQ banaya jaye? agar ehtaram nahi kar saktay to na karo..lakin iss terhan ke ghataya mazaq bhi nahi karo.

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I understand why some people don't like the joke, but the joke was not meant to be offensive. If anything, it was making fun of women, not Adam (as). People post jokes where a person is talking to God and stuff, and that isn't considered blasphemous... (so there is my reasoning. and I don't own the forum - I just moderate it.)

For the record, the second opinion was that of ehsan Uncle.

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Two wrongs do not make a right but it's okay... ehsan bhai would have seen it differently ... I, and many others, see it totally differently... I for one understand that my views do not stand a chance in such situations...

Thanks.

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understand why some people don't like the joke, but the joke was not meant to be offensive. If anything, it was making fun of women, not Adam (as). People post jokes where a person is talking to God and stuff, and that isn't considered blasphemous... (so there is my reasoning. and I don't own the forum - I just moderate it.)

For the record, the second opinion was that of ehsan Uncle

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phatima ... bat joke ki nahi jhoot ki hay .. app sirf logoon ko hansanay k ley apnay jokes main apnay NABioon ka ziker bhi lay aain bayshak joke un ka baray main na bhi ho lakin app nay** ik jhoot bat un say mansoob ker dee **