ACTUAL QUOTES FROM AL GORE and GEORGE W. BUSH

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AL GORE QUOTES:

  1. “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” -Al Gore

  2. “The future will be better tomorrow.” -Vice President Al Gore

  3. “Public speaking is very easy.” -Vice President Al Gore, 10/95

  4. “I am not part of the problem, I am a Democrat.” -Vice President Al Gore

  5. “A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” -Vice President Al Gore

  6. “Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.” -Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

  7. “For NASA, space is still a high priority.” -Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

  8. “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” -Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

  9. “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” -Vice President Al Gore

  10. “As many of you know, I was very instrumental in founding the internet.” -Al Gore to Katie Couric, 3/99

BUSH QUOTES:

  1. “Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.” -Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000

  2. “It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.” -Reuters, May 5, 2000

  3. “I think we agree, the past is over.” -Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

  4. “I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.” -Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

  5. “I understand small business growth. I was one.” -New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

  6. “We ought to make the pie higher.” South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb 15, 2000

  7. “This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.” -Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, NH

  8. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” -Greater Nashua, NH, Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

  9. “The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?” -New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999

  10. “When it is all said and done, I will have made more money than I ever dreamed I would make.”

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