I am not responsible for the authenticity of these news items. I got them in the email 
· Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
· Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
· Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
· Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
· Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
· Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
· Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
· Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
· Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
· Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
· Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
· Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
· Stolen Painting Found by Tree
· Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
· Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
· Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
· Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
· War Dims Hope for Peace
· If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
· Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
· Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
· Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
yeh kaunsay akhbaar ki surkhiyaan hain…
