Actual Instruction Labels
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ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body. -
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS’ COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. -
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping. -
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap. -
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. -
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head. -
ON TESCO’S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) -
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. -
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use. -
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. -
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating. -
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness. -
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children. -
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only. -
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
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