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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh: Yes, I have
Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa Singh: Yes, I have.
Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it.
