Accident

A man was driving to work when a truck ran
a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him.

He began a terrific struggle and had to be
tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign.

Turns out somebody was standing in front of the ‘S’ on the ‘Shell’ sign."

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