A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both carsare totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man.That’s interesting. I’m a woman… Wow! Just look at our cars. There’snothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign fromGod that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace therest of our days.” The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign fromGod!" The woman continued, “And look at this - here’s another miracle. My caris completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. SurelyGod wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head inagreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, thenhanding it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediatelyputs the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think Iwill just wait for the police…”
hahaha...good one
Good one.
hahaha
women...lol quick thinkers !!
:)