Absolutely true story

From a russian newspaper

http://www.interfax-religion.com/?act=news&div=940

A dismembered Arab sheikh raised from the dead after visiting an Orthodox convent - newspaper

Moscow, February 3, Interfax - One of the Saudi Arabia sheikhs ‘rose from the dead’ after visiting Panagia Saidnaya, an old convent near Damascus, the Trud daily writes on Friday.

After being killed and quartered, this man was sewed up anew with the use of some technology unknown to humanity, the newspaper says referring to medics who analyzed this unique occurrence.

The US military medics, who also took part in the expertise, came to the conclusion that it was a result of ‘the UFO interference’ and classified this information as secret.

According to the newspaper, the sheikh and his wife could not have children. They decided to go on their last journey together to Syria to venerate local Muslim shrines. One taxi-driver there advised them to visit the Sidnay Convent with its miracle-working Icon of the Mother of God, which often helped to childless families.

The sheikh promised to donate 80 thousand dollars to the convent and to give 20 thousand dollars to the driver if his prayers were answered. Nine months later, his wife gave birth to a hair. Happy sheikh went immediately to Damascus to fulfil his promise, came in contact with the driver and asked him to meet him at the airport.

The driver came with two ‘bodyguards’. On its way to the convent the car suddenly turned into a deserted place and the three men made a short work of the sheikh by cutting off his legs, arms and head. They took his money and jewels and put the remnants of the poor sheikh into the boot in order to drive him away to a safe place.

After a few kilometers the car suddenly stalled. A man who was driving by offered his help, but it was rudely rejected. But this Syrian felt something was wrong and called to the police, who came and caught the three accomplices unawares.

They all experienced an even greater shock after they opened the boot. The motionless and blooded body suddenly began to stir, then revived and stood up slightly rocking. The first words he said were: ‘This same Panagia has just finished sewing up my neck here…’

What is a panagia?

After this declaration, the driver and ‘his bodyguards’ went out of their mind.

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Wow. Hmm. Panagia sounds like a name of an extraterritorial. And when did story come out do u know?

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yesterday

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This indeed is a miracle...

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:omg: I didnt see that

(i didnae type it)

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comon....dont know why dont these stories get big media coverage

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Panagia is a title for Mary.

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read the “SUN” magazine, it comes up with Judgement day every edition. Contains re-birth of Jesus and his “possible” living house… the thing is messed up.

:rolleyes:

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:rotfl:

“Nine months later, his wife gave birth to a hair.”

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^ talk about labour being difficult.

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Okay and i thought i was crazy there are real nuts out there..

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^ no you are still crazier.:p

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zoor zoor se dharein mar mar ke roying

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maybe the editor had a few vodkas along with the entire newsroom

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Some times 'hair' is used for very small quantity ... umm now read again :s

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Seems like a likely and reasonable story.

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^yea i am inclined to believe it too since it it was an arab sheikh.
btw what happened to the hair?

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^^ a "hairball" wouldve spiced it up better wouldn it

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The hair was shaved by the belle...

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^hmmm, khair hai, it was a premature hair anyway.