....about whether the admins are right or wrong..

some people are complainign abut the admins decision to remove the r rated jokes..
they remind me of a joke..

its basically in punjabi!

once a man fought with the administrators of the heaven and came back…

people asked him what happened…
he replied…

each day they would feed me with plain rice…
tay main baariyon charh kay dozakh day which jhaati maaree tay uthay daigaan pak rayyaan sun.. chicken roast ho raye sun…

tay main jannat day bawarchi noo awaaz mari.. may kia… o bayghairataa! dozakh aaliaan day waastay wadi wadi daigaan, tay usee saaree umar changay kum ker kay jannat ich aaye, saaday waastay ublay huwe chaawal..?

the cook made a bad face and replied…

kuttay diya putra! hun chaar punj bandiyaan waastay usee daigan chaariye???

ha! ha! good one!

it reminds me of another one

One day, suddenly a lot of people started coming in the heaven. Those five or six who were already in the heaven got very perplexed over the sudden crowd. One of them, Brother sadiq, says to the other...Brother Abdullah,I just saw Michael Jackson and Madonna in the neighbourhood.

Brother Abdullah: Sahi dekha hai tusi! tanooN pata hai kyoon?

Brother sadiq: nhin aap bataiN....

Brother Abdullah: O ji jannat day durwazay tay kisi desi di duty lugi hoi aay...

ha! ha!

BoSS

pichlay sala mainmur gaya saan.. allah mian nay kiya dafa ho ja! kayamat aalay din aaeen!

hun tere kallay day waastay jannat da buwa kholaan?