THIS IS A email forward from a friend…sure made my day…GUYS DONT TAKE it seriously…some of you wont be able to digest..girls have a field day
***A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ***
***“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” *** The woman replies, "I’ll miss you
******It’s just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” *“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied ----------------------------------------------------------
*: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man
A rumor ------------------------------------------------
A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. ****** The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… **********Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!! ******** Gotta love that fairy ---------------------------------------
*Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. ***** -------------------------------------------
*****What do you call a handcuffed man? *** A: Trustworthy --------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
****Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet********A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. ****
****How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? ****A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals
A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.[/FONT****[COLOR=navy]**The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… **********Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!! ******** Gotta love that fairy
I love this one the best…:omg:
but could’nt make my day. 
