Once a Paki , an Indian and a Philipino were all caught drinking together ( U know what I mean by DRINKING - dont you 
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Anyway , as the place happened to be JEDDAH in Saudi Arabia , it was obvious what was gonna happen to them. They were sentenced to 80 lashes each.
The day of the punishment turned out to be the EID day - so as a special gesture of mercy the punishment was reduced to half , i.e 40 lashes each , and also one wish was allowed to each person.
The Philipino was first - When asked about his wish he replied…
Please tie a PILLOW to my BEHIND 
it was promptly granted and so it reduced the amount of pain that he had to suffer
The Indian was next , and the wish he made was …
Please tie TWO pillows to my behind 
and so his pain was further reduced and he walked away smiling
When the paki came to get his lashes , he was told that as it was the EID day and he was a muslim brother , he could have two wishes…
He said My first wish is that my punishment be DOUBLED to 80 lashes
My second wish is…
Please tie the Indian to my back
