Got this from a yahoogroup. It’s not a real joke actually, but still nice. I’m not sure if it should be here, or in General, or maybe even Cafe, well, certainly not in poetry section, heehee. 
[hamara_pakistan] ¸.·´ ¨ »*>>-(¯Easy way of learning ABCD With Apple¯)->>«´¨` · . ¸
Jisko ABCD nahi aati, uske liye sikhne kaa easy
tarika…
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo aaple…
how would u like to start abcd wid tarbooz..? 