Abbreviations and their meaning
Microsoft: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them
Windows: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
Macintosh: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
Pentium: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
Amiga: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
SCSI: System Can’t See It
BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
COBOL: Complete Obsolete Business Oriented Language
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
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