1: Arz kia hai …
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga…
2:
Company kee ladkiyaan khoobsorat hain aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai key bus voh READ-ONLY hain…
3:
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
4:
Tumhare samne hain itney items, kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
5:
Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhein good morning…
Woh humay ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
6:
Ho gai galti humse, CLICK ho gaya MOUSE
Duniya ki parwaah choro, ban jaao meri spouse!
7:
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek SOUND,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
8:
Ab aur kaho na tum, “BUT” ya “IF”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki ANIMATED GIF
9:
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
10:
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai Server Down
11:
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki Application, create main karoonga
Tum ussay Debug karna, wait main karoonga
12:
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
13:
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
14:
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na E-mail
Thanks.
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