Aap ki marzi

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Aap ki marzi

Posted by Siddhartha Vaidyanathan 2 days, 16 hours ago in India in Pakistan 2005-06

Rickshaw drivers come in various types. I’ve been a bit intimidated by the Chennai auto-rickshaw drivers, at your face and aggressive. Those in Bangalore are more sober; the ones in Mumbai are mostly professional (put meter, take money, give exact change types); and Delhi throws up all sorts. A few Lahore drivers, though, never cease to amaze.

Using the meters isn’t the done thing; so there is often a haggling process that ensues. Once you approach a driver, and tell him where you need to go, he may either quote a price, which solves all problems as you have a starting point from where you can bargain, or simply leave the whole choice to you.

It’s the second type of drivers that need attention. Once the journey is completed, he will give you a genial smile, as if waiting for you to decide the amount. If you ask him, he will invariably say ‘Aap ki marzi’ (your choice). Now that’s tricky. You’re new to the city, you’ve traveled quite a distance, you have made him stop at a few places, and you have not a clue about where to start off. So you joke and say ‘Theek hain, dus rupaiaya dhoonga’ (OK, I will give you ten rupees) and with a more exaggerated smile, which is even more genial, he says ‘Aap ki marzi’.

It’s a bit unnerving. It’s as if he is supremely confident that you will not be shameless enough to give him ten rupees and walk off. So you go through the whole conversation again and try and explain to him that it is his duty to quote a price. Now, after gauging your mood for a few minutes he will throw up a figure that appears absurdly high and leave you in a situation where even a fair bargain will result in a loss.

And if at all you get a bit aggressive and reason in terms of distance-time equations, he always has one excuse to hide behind – this is exactly the reason why I told you to give what you want; exactly why I said ** ‘Aap ki marzi’. **

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Lahore, Lahore Eh

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:biggthumb

This article completely took my mind off of a huge burden (as some might be able to figure out :p)

Great start to a 3-day weekend!

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Mumbai proper does not have rickshaws but your general description of Mumbai tax drivers is spot on. The best taxi drivers in the world are in Mumbai. Honest, won,t take you for a ride, won'T rape or kill or even intimidate you (as do delhi drivers), won't overcharge, won't expect tips. What more do you want, a masala dosa uske saath?

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have you ever been to chennai ...horrible .....

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Ha Ha Ha,

Kiya yaad dila diya, once on a business trip to Madras/Chennai, I got off the train at around 11pm at Egmore, and took a Rikshaw and told the driver to take me to a good Hotel, he drove me around for half an hour, and put me in a really good hotel, I checked in had a wonderful night, but come next day morning, I wake up open the curtains and guess what I see.

The Egmore Train Station, it seems he just took me for a ride and put me right back where I had started, except that My room was at the rear end of the Hotel, hence I did not realise it until I woke up.

Chennai:D

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lol Aejaz bhai. This should make a good entry into Readers Digest's "All in a days work" section. You might even earn up to $300!

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Iman se, thats not even the most funniest thing, that would be me speaking to atleast 15 rickshaw drivers and none of them understood (or pretended not to) English or Hindi, all they could say was 150 rupiya, so eventually I just said ok lets go to the last guy I spoke to.

Kamina aaj kahin mujhe mil jaye:D

Waise on another day I had to even take a Rickshaw to the cops, but that M*r F*r was worse than the rickshaw wala, almost arrested me:(

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They know when they see a marwadi..:p

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Oh Bhaya Kaun Marwadi, Hou tou kadhi Rajasthan gayo bhi koi nahi, Maro tou janam ane talim sub ko sub Bombay main thayo che:D

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:rotfl::rotfl:
To the tams, anybody with a northern look is a marwadi..:D.