(in urdu)here’z a conversation b/w two guyz X n Y:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai… lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan, aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun… (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)…
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se…
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof…X follows him and jumps too…
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
Y: acha haan…huun phir?
X: Achaa!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI
