As we say in Pakistan…“Bhai aap seerhiyan charhna pasand karengey ya phir lift ki sahoolat ka faida uthana chahengey?” 
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator**
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
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Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!”
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Meow occasionally.
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Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
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Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”
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Say “Ding!” at each floor.
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Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
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Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
