::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

Dosto,
yeh qissa hai Karachi ka, jub meri umr taqreeban 21 years thi…

Meray ek dost ek daffa raastay main mujhay milay,
Ab meri un kay or meray darmian kia GupShup hoi, mulahiza farmaeay:

..Friend..Assalam-o-alaikum
..Me..Walaikum Assalam
..Friend..Kaisay ho yaar tum
..Me..Main bilkul theek hoon, Allah Ka shukar hai
..Friend..Yaar main tumko kaafi din say contact karnay ki koshish kar raha tha
..Me..Kiyon, Khairiat to hai na bhai…???
..Friend..Yaar, tum aisa karo, raat ko 12 bajay kay baad milo mujhay, phir main bataoonga…
..Me..Ok, laikin kahaan…???
..Friend..Yaar woh wahann Ishara kartay hoay, konay main, woh jahaan par log bilkul nehen hotay…
..Me..Kia matlab…??? liakin kiyooon…??? Aaakhir us weeranay main hi kiyoon…???
..Friend..Yaar tum aana naa, main phir tumko bataoonga…
..Me..Laikin bhai saab, pata bhi to chalay kay aakhir majra kia hai, aap mujhay aadhi raat ko us weeranay main kiyoon bula rahay hain…:halo:
..Friend..Yaar bus tum sub bataon ko choro, tum bus aajao, phir main bataooonga,
..Me..Aaakhir kia bataonga…:mad:
..Friend..Aray kuch nehen yaar, tum parayshaan mat ho, sub log kartay hain…
..Me..Sub log kartay hain… Kia matlab:hmmm: … Ghussa Karing Aakhir aap kehna kia chahtay hain:mad2: …
..Friend..Aray yaar meray dost bhi apnay dost kay saath gaya tha, un dono nay bhi mil kar kia tha…:snooty:
..Me..Daikho, ab mera dimagh ghoom raha hai, seedha seedha batao kay aakhir kia baat hai, or tumharay dost nay kia kia tha, jo tum bhi karna chahtay ho, meray saath…
..Friend..Aray yaar kuch neheen, wohi bus, woh jo Road side par Security Guard ka Mobile Check Post hai naaa, woh chori karna hai…
..Me..:lahol:
..Me..Usko kia karna hai tumnay…
..Friend..Yaar woh meray dost nay bhi usko apnay dost kay saath mil kar chori kia tha… phir us nay front par jaali wala darwaza lagaya or us main Australian Parrot rakhay… main bhi aisa hi karna chahta hooon, kiyoon kay woh steel ka hai, or READY-MADE Pinjra hai, sirf saamny ek darwaza lagana hai, bssssss…:barbie:

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Daikha aap nay dosto,
kabhi kabhi aapkay dost itni ehmaqana harkatain kartay hain…
In sahab nay baad main kisi or kay saath mil kar Security Guard ka Mobile Check Post (jo kay Steel made tha, or uska size sirf itna tha kay usmain aap sirf ek chair rakh kar baith saktay hain) chori kia, or baad main mujhay dikhaya kay daikho kitna pyara Pinjra banaya hai main nay…
And really,
It was looking very nice in final shape…:salute:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff etna mushkil kam

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho…

:smack: itna zeyaada kon perhai :grumpy:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho…

:rotfl: after reading :blush:

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Oh yeshhhhhhhhhh,
When finally I knew “Aadhi raat ko andhairay main jaa kar kia karna hai”,
I was also laughing,
itna kay hans hans kay meray pait main hi dard nikal gaya…:omg:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

to phir kia kiya aap ne did u went ?

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**:smiley: haan haan …so true…meyrey bhee dost aisey hee hain…:blush: aap hain na meyrey dost…:halo: **

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Sameer Bhai, aik tou aap ne 15 saal purani kahani sunai jab aap ikeeeees saal k thay :stuck_out_tongue: .. aur wo bhee jhooti.. sach sach batein bhai aap k dost ne aap k sath kia kya tha ? :clown:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

acha phir kia hoa agay

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:mad: :mad:

sameer beeta ap ki tabiaet muge kush theek nahi lag rahe ..Yeh bach gana har katai ub choooor do …duniya tumhai Je nahi dai ge …
Yeh kia har roooz tum ne koi niya natak suru kia hota hai agar zaida masla hai to behtar hai kisi pagal khana mai apne ap ko dakhil kerwai

Zindage hisab(math) ka salwal nahi hai lekin woo(meri mehbooooooooooooooooooba ) usai kisi formula se hal kerna chahtai hai ..Zindage se mooot tak kie rastai hotai hai …Gis ratai per be per gie us mai kush rahatai hotai hai or kush taklaifai peesh aatai hai or kush qematai ada kerne pertai hai or kush tamgai…

:naraz: :naraz:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

apko itney porani convo yaad kasie haii
??

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho....

itni laambi choure story banasne ki kiya zarorat thi
sedha likh dete k han ye yeh bat hi dou lafzo may

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:D

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:smack:

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No, Neverrrrrrrr,
I don’t like this kind of Chori,
Agar chori hi karna hai to aadmi standard ki karay,
Like “Chori from City Centre, Carrefore etc”…:faizy:

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:lahol:
Aray bhai,
karna karana kia hai,
jo bhi beeti hogi woh to us par beeti hogi jo gaya tha,
Main nay to saaf mana kar dia tha,
coz, that time I sleep 12 O’clock night, and he was offering 2 O’clock in week-days…:naraz:

Re: ::..Aadhi raat ko aana, wahan jahaan koi naa ho…

Aapki Dum par kis nay pair rakh dia…:hoonh:

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2 Lafzon main likhta to phir tum meray thread main kaisay aati...:D

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Because I always Eat Pista and Badam,:snooty:
do you…:smokin:

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^^ han jab partay hain to kha laitay hain ..

LOL @ mobile check post