(A) Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please
(B) Sardarji calls Air India.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec, says the rep.
Thank you, says the Sardarji and hangs up.
(C) EMPLOYMENT..
Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column ”Salary Expected”
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: Yes
(D) NOBODY THERE..
A girl friend tells sardarji: “come home evening, nobody there”
But when he went her home evening, nobody was there.
(E) A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk,
What is that shiny object?
The clerk replies,
That is a thermos flask
The sardar then asks,
What does it do?
The clerk responds,
It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold
The sardar says,
I’ll take it!
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,
What is that shiny object with you?
He say’s,
It’s a thermos flask.
The boss then says,
What does it do?
He replies,
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The boss said,
Wow, what do you have in it?
The sardar replies,
Two cups of coffee and a coke.
(F) A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Punjab…but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”
(G) What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
(H) What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
(I) Once there was a meeting of all the Surd (sardarji) freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, Oh we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied
No problem! We’ll attack USA, it would take over us and
then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution
but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The surd replied,
OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TAKE OVER USA ???
(J) Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this small TV, he told the salesman.
Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs, he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style,
and returned to tell the salesman I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars, Salesman replied.
Damn, he recognized me, he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars, he replied again.
Frustrated, he exclaimed
nahin dena hai mut de! magar yeh bol, how do you know I’m a Sardar?
Because that’s a microwave not TV, he replied.
(K) Why did 18 sardarjis go together to an adult movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
(L) How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
(M) What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
(N) How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
(O) What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
(P) Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
(Q) Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
(R) How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
(S) What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
(T) What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.
(U) What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).
(V) What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
(W) Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
(X) Why does Sardar have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
(Y) How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
(Z) Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone
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