Dear Lord:
So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper,
been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or
self-indulgent. I have not whined, bitched,
cursed, eaten any chocolate, or
fattening food, or smoked.
I have not charged on my credit card
HOWEVER
I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes,
and I will need a lot more help after that.
Amen.