Three guys, a Pakistani, a Sri lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
“I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Srilankan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka.”
With a blink of the Genie’s eye,‘FOOM’ the land in Srilanka was forever made fertile for farming.
The hindu was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around hindustan, so that no terrorist/intruder can come into our precious state.”
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around hindustan.
The Pakistani asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall before I tell you my wish.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 500 feet high, 100 feet thick and completely surrounds the indian state. Nothing can get in or out.”
The Pakistani goes, “Ok here’s my wish fill it up with sewerage water.”
