This is a true story..so don’t move it to the jokes forum…
Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with formal president Bill Clinton.
Sadarji: Mr. Clinton, this is my first time to America
Bill: Well (laughs) welcome Sadarji, I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (he takes him in a deep forest)
Bill: Now dig the ground.
(The Sadarji digs)
Bill: more..more..more…come on fella you can do it
(sardarji went upto 100 feet)
Bill: Try to find something
Sardarji: I got a wire yaar…
Bill: You know, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sadarji: Come to India next year and I will show you something better!
NEXT YEAR BILL VISITS INDIA
Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement.
(takes Bill to the Desert)
Sardar: Dig Mr. Clinton.
Sardar: more ..more ..more … arre! Hurry!
(Bill goes upto almost 400 feet..)
Sardarji: Try to find something.
(Bill looks around)
Sardarji: Did you get anything ?
Bill: (huffs and puffs out of breath) no.
Sardarji: Arre yaar, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless…
