K_Khan
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We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
interesting read and nicely said :biggthumb
Aisa to her zuban mai hota hai,
Urdu is a “Phanay Khan” language; 
Eik mard, 2 mard - mard he hotay hain,phir “Mardeenay” keun nahi ?
Eik Khatoon, agar 2 hain to mile ker banniy “Khawateen”,wah kiya baat hai :french:
Eik Kuti aur 2 kuti ,hamesha “kutiyaan” hoti hain.
Lekin
Eik Kuta aur 2 kutay hamesha kuta nahi hota hai. 2 houn to woh “Kutay” kehlatay hain .
Keun bhai, yeh kaya baat hoye,“bohat bay-Insaafi hai yeh” 
And the one who eat vegitables is called vegitarian
but what do you reckon is the meaning of humanitarian?
K_Khan
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digging old threads.. :D
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^ Cheater. Apna hi thread refresh kar diya.
BTW, nice thread.
K_Khan
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hum cheating nahee karTai.. snootaa
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:D
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u’ll get into troubleeeeeeeeeee 
K_Khan
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I never do… 
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how long d’ya think that is gonna last
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“Ghadiyaan”