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but im really not interested in serious replies thats y its in cafe :snooty:

so im sitting with the plotter and all coloured pens and i need a perfect plan:smokin2:

so situation is sumthing like this…

one of my FRIEND yups when i say freind it means friend not me its not my problem really

one of my friend is just so sick of a chipko guy who has fallen in love with her and bugs her alot saying i love u like a million times a day SERIOUSLY :bummer:

and shes just so sick of him she doenst like him cuz he whines alot and is really good at getting on other ppl’s nerves and sumtimes give them a nervous breakdown wat he did to me calling me his best friend and saying sorry a million tmes :vivo:

edit: and my friedn doestn have guts to say “bugger off” she wants to say it nicely :vivo:

anyways long story short how to get rid of chipko guys?? :smack:

any tried and tested totkas??:hmmm:

I would say dass ya Giyaraa number ki pishawari chappal :ASA:

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10 number to mera hai par pishawri chappal kahaan se laon??:bummer:

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Just say a few nasty things to him say he’s not my type and he’s revolting to look at :phati: apne aap hi seedha hojayega

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Next time when he is around - take duppatta on the head and say

"Assalam o Alaikum Bhai :) "

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i said chipko and i meant it!!

it means hes so nice and goes like i love u i cant live with out u i will kill myself if u ever leave me :smack:

and my friend is being nice i dont know y main hoti to ab tak to chamaat laga chuki hoti jitna wo use tang karta hai :rolleyes:

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JB^:omg: thats old

and some boys are very beysharram :smack:

she should tell him to do it :halo:

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i know paglo waise asooli tor pe karna to yehi chahiye but as i said ke she wanna do it nicely :bummer:

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or be a bit aggressive

When you see him - go fishing for a booger (in your OWN nose :smilestar: )
take out a nice long greenish grey totally Gooeeyyyy one :devil:
make sure he is seeing all this

then wipe the booger on your dupatta
he will certainly drop dead - or bayhoosh at least

:chai:

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he calls her like 100 times literally a day and sms alag se :S

:omg:

nice :k:

well if she wants to do it nicley then mubarak ho uska chipku husbhaand:mocking:

:omg:

:cb: haan mujhe bhi yehi lagta hai

i told her to disappear from the face of the earth just like me change ur fone number get a new mail id :cb: but bechari phans gayi hai

he even follows her around now this is wat i call chichora pan :rolleyes:

oh well :chai:

can we flood the thread now?

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nahi i still need a plan :chai:

cuz that didntt seem to work :bummer:

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well unless she’s gona start being mean to him :halo:

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hmm cant she just call him to her place and beat him to death??:hmmm:

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she can do but that would mean being mean:hoonh:

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arite then wat wont be??:hmmm:

poison him??:hmmm: