A TCP Joke

MustafaQuraishi · May 15, 2015, 5:15am

Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.
Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

OYMWA · May 15, 2015, 12:15pm

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lol.. .you will either **get **the TCP joke or know you didn't.. UDP on the other hand.. you may or may not **get **the joke... pun intended

Theorist · May 15, 2015, 4:26pm

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LMAO.

mahool · May 15, 2015, 4:28pm

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queer · May 15, 2015, 4:34pm

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ack

Theorist · May 15, 2015, 4:40pm

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^OMG.. I was so going to type that.

Southie · May 16, 2015, 3:25am

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Appreciated joke ever so slightly after google search. (ack?)

queer · May 16, 2015, 3:33am

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its the round roti of the IP stack

Southie · May 16, 2015, 3:42am

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Google search on ack gave headache.

Upside - round roti spotted

ekumunng · May 18, 2015, 10:41am

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Oh.. that handshake!