Having moved into his first apartment, the son invited his Dad and Mom for a visit. As they walked in, the son asked
if they’d like a cold drink. Mentally patting herself on the
back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, her Mom said,
“Yes, what do you have?”
He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied
the contents, and replied, “I have pickle juice or water.”
Humanity First! Though I give you the right to disagree …