A Software Engineer and his Wife

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Software Engineer and his Wife

Husband : (returning late from work) “good evening dear,
I’m now logged in.”
Wife : have you brought the grocery?
Husband : bad command or filename.
Wife : but I told you in the morning!
Husband : erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : what about new TV?
Husband : variable not found.
Wife : At least, give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation. Access denied..
Wife : do u love me or do u only love computers or r u just being
funny?
Husband : too many parameters.
Wife : I made a big mistake by marring an idiot like u.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife : u r useless.
Husband : it’s by default.
Wife : what about your salary:
Husband : file in use. try later
Wife : what is my value in the family
Husband : unknown virus
Wife : who was the girl with u in the car today?
Husband : system halted. Press Ctrl + Alt + Delete to restart

**±±+ If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.±±+
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lol

I like your signature by the way!

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

**It’s more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly. Outward tears can be wiped away while secret tears scar forever. **

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Thanks Asma..
and no doubt your signature makes more sense

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/clown.gif

**±±+ If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.±±+
**