Husband: (returning late from work) “Good evening dear, i’m now logged
in.”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But i told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. abort?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card, i want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied…
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: I made a big mistake by marrying an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are usless.
Husband: It’s by default.
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use… try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown virus.
Wife: Who was the girl with you in your car today?
Husband: System halted. press Ctr + Alt + Del to reboot.
achha hei kharcha baech geiya shadie ka 
