Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:
John says to Mike: “So where are you off to… India?”
Mike: “Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there.”
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: “Are you going to Yemen?”
Mike: “No, that place is even more populated with muslims!”
John: “Are you going to Indonesia?”
Mike: “Ugh… no way… that place is crawling with muslims!”
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad…)
John: “So, you must be going to Pakistan?”
Mike: “Absolutely NOT… that place is INFESTED with muslims!!”
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says; “WHY DON’T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN’T ANY MUSLIMS THERE!!!”
