So a Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply
doesn’t feel good. He’s tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache.
Just feels terrible.
The doctor checks him over and can’t find any medical reason for him to
feel the way he does. He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has
seen work before. The Pakistani man is stunned, though,that the
treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag and
leave it in his basement for a week. “Trust me,” the doctor says, “I
have seen this work.” The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the
end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench. His eyes water every time
he walks in the door, but he feels no better.He calls to yell at the
doctor who calmly says,“Go down and take three big deep breaths directly
from the bag and you will be cured.” You’re crazy!" comes the
reply.“Trust me.” says the doctor. Down he goes into the basement and he
takes the first breath. Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on
the third breath, he feels the headache leave. His stomach settles and
he feels amazingly well. The stench is even tolerable. He calls the
doctor to tell him the good news.
“I told you I’ve seen this work with people from Pakistan before,” says
the doctor. “You were just homesick!”
Hey Some1 the joke was good, but there is s teeny weeny correction to be made..the person in question was not Pakistani, but Indian. and wasn't that the Indian ambassador caught shitting by the roadside in Moscow???
What do you call an Indian with personality ?
A Pakistani.
Later on
Zman
Hahahahahahha
Was that person fom Mumbai????????????
haha Zman :)
ha ha ha from me too
http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif
yaar, these political jokes are getting a bit out of decent limits…
nice one :)