Re: A serious question
Actually if I were the wife in that scenario, I would make it easier for my husband by saying I’m not hungry, in fact I’m having diarrhea, so I’d have him give it to his ma… and knowing his mother, she would ask him to give it me and in the end, we would give it to our neighbor’s dog because we are one big crazy family 
But that is the truth. My MIL and I would shove the piece of bread in hubby’s mouth!