A sardar's question paper

SINDH BOARD EXAM QUESTION PAPER

PART A ( Questions 1 to 19)

  1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or “_” allowed)

  2. Sex?
    ( ) Male
    ( ) Female
    ( ) Sardar

  3. What’s your age group?
    ( ) less than 0
    ( ) equal to 0
    ( ) greater than 0

  4. What is 2 + 2==?
    ( ) FOUR
    ( ) 4
    ( ) IV

  5. If you have one brother, how many brothers does your brother have?
    ( ) none
    ( ) one
    ( ) question is too personal

  6. Complete the following sentence… (4 marks)
    ______ ________ ________ _________ .

  7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?

  8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question: “My
    mother’s daughter’s brother’s mother’s mother’s daughter’s husband’s
    wife is my mother herself”.
    Q. How many times the word “mother” appears in the above statement?
    ( ) None
    ( ) some times
    ( ) uncountable

  9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get:
    ( ) One rupee?
    ( ) 100 paise?

  10. Write an Essay on “MYSELF” in not more than three sentences…
    (HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a
    _______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.)

  11. If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your digital watch show?

  12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrayani Express come?

  13. What do you do on a honeymoon?
    ( ) Collect Honey
    ( ) Admire Moon
    ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

  14. Earth is Flat?
    ( ) True
    ( ) Indeed True

  15. If A == B and B == C then is B == A?
    ( ) TRUE
    ( ) NOT FALSE
    ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS

  16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you have during
    dinnertime?

  17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

  18. Complete the following poem: Mary had a little lamb Little lamb
    little lamb_ (HINT: “.” or “@” or
    “^”)

  19. This is question number
    ( ) 1
    ( ) 19


And you thought there didnt exist a “missing link”!?

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So did he pass then?

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and even more…

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To the world you may be just one person…but to one person you may be the world.

kya khyaal hai? pass ho gya ho ga ya nahin?


And you thought there didnt exist a "missing link"!?

man …taqreeban insaan this is tough

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**
janey kis za-um meen maqtal ko sajeyee tum ho
mujh ko keya qatal karoo gay k mayreey saeey tum ho**

yeah i agree... its TOO tough for "Almost Humans" and "Baywaqoufs". Lets ask the rest of the guppies for a bit of help!


And you thought there didnt exist a "missing link"!?

May be Ba-chara could solve couple of them, but not at 12:00 Hrs.

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  1. Sex?
    ( ) Male
    ( ) Female
    (X) Sardar

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[This message has been edited by tipz (edited February 26, 2002).]

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Originally posted by Almost Human:
SINDH BOARD EXAM QUESTION PAPER
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Yaar yeh Sindh Board ne tumhara kya bigara hai? There were not many Sardars in Sindh the last time I visited


She gets her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon - Groucho Marx

[This message has been edited by Farishta (edited February 26, 2002).]