Two friends decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and
thought that they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the local high school counselor, who
tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
“What’s Logic?” the first friend asks.
The counselor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do
you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied
the counselor.
“That’s real good!” says the redneck.
The counselor continues, “Logic will also tell me that since you
have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck says, “Amazin’!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!” (The redneck is obviously
catching on).
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you
are heterosexual,” said the counselor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thing I
ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back
into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
“So what classes are ya takin’?” asks the friend.
“Math, History, and Logic!” replies the first redneck.
“What in tarnation is logic?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?” asked the
first friend.
“No,” his friend replied.
"ya Dirty FAG!! 
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