A man went into a store and demanded to a clerk that he wanted to buy only “half” of a lettuce. The employee explained that lettuce is only sold as a whole.
He told the employee to check with the manager. So he goes to the manager and says
"There's this rude obnoxious jerk out there who wants to buy only a half head of lettuce"
noticing the guy has been standing behind the whole time, he quickly says
"and this gentleman wants to buy the other half"
Later, the manager commended him on his quick wit and thinking. He asked "where are you from?
The employee responded “I’m from Bhawalpur but you don’t want to go there.. all there is are people who play cricket and very ugly women”
The manager responds “Oh… my wife is from Bhawalpur”
He responds "So, how often does she play cricket?"
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