A pun a day…
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A good pun is its own reword.
If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very
satisfying
thing
to waste.A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln
time.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality
comes
from morons?A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Adolescence - when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed
buddy.Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.