SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH.
(picks up the cigarette, takes a deep puff, puts it down across the edge of ashtray)
I’ve seen plenty of threads in the cafe’ that represent people with similar background/interests. It’s supposedly a free world. I wanted to have a thread of my own. All tobacco lovers are invited. (Those who chew tobacco are not invited). Talk about your love for expensive cigarettes, high-quality cigars etc. etc. Talk about whatever you want to talk about. All smokers are welcome. This is your corner and you have every right to smoke here. This is a smoke-filled room.
Let our lives go up in smoke! 
(snuffs out the cigarette, lights up a new one; a deep puff; small clouds of magic smoke)
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