An old pirate with a peg leg and a hook for the right hand and a patch
**on his right eye walks into a bar, the bar tender asks how did he loose **his leg?
Pirate said he went swimming in the Caribbean and a shark got his leg.
Bar tender asks him what happened to his right hand?
**Pirate said he was caught stealing in Arabia, so they chopped off his right **hand.
Bar tender points to his eye, what happened to your right eye?
Pirate says he was sleeping under tree and seagull sh*t in his eye and
**it was the first day he had gotten his hook!..
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