This one’s kind of cheesy but it still made me laugh…
I am gonna tell u a true love story. It happened in NWFP(sarhad) areas. I just read this story. There was a beautiful girl of some vadera (sardar) of a qabila, she fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of that qabila came to know about their love, they did not like it at all. So they bagan to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for their secure and happy future. The people of that qabila started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a News Paper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. . So in this way their love won and the cruelness of the people of qabila shatterred. The boy with that girl went to karachi for shopping for the wedding . He was wearing white shalwar qameez, he was crossing the road, a car came and hit him and he died at the spot. The girl just lost her senses. . After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died. One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother saw a dream in which she saw a Bazurg. That Bazurg asked her mother that there are blood spots on ur daughter’s shirt, wash the blood spots of that guy as soon as possible. But her mother ignored that dream. Next night her father saw the same Dream, he also ignored the dream… Then the same dream came to that girl on next night, she woke up and told her mother about that dream. Her mother was very CONFUSED so she asked her to wash the clothes on which there are blood spots of that guy. She shed the spots but some remained there. Next night she again saw the same dream she again washed the spots but blood spots didn’t wash out clearly and some remained there but dim. . Next night she again saw the same dream and this time that Bazurg gave her last warning to wash that spots… otherwise some thing very bad will be happened with u. This time she tried her best to wash that spots but her shirt broke up. Then in the evening of same day when she was alone in her home, some one knocked the door when she opened the door she saw that BAZURG at the door. She scared that much she fainted there. The Bazurg ask her dear daughter plz wake up, when she came back in senses that Bazurg gave her a thing. That girl asked that Bazurg ," what is this ?" The Bazurg replied :
“Daro mat Baiti… SuRf ExCeL HaI nA”