A Pakistani Math Test (Funny Questions)

Got this from someone.. quite funny but could get some of you mad.

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Here is a Pakistani Math Test:

Azhar has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?

Arshad has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for Rs.18,000, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for Rs.4000 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining caine that he doesn’t cut?

Wasim wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

Abdul gets Rs.12,000 for stealing a Honda, Rs.3000 for a Suzuki, and Rs.6000 for a Volvo Van. If he steals 2 Honda’s and 3 Volvo Vans, how many Suzuki’s will he have to steal to make Rs.46,000?

Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received Rs.500,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending Rs.5000 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money.

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…This is so Phunny Really… (if i ever get it, that is…

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~* There’s one in every crowd and they always find me. *~

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“here is a quarter, go buy a clue”

[This message has been edited by goodgirl (edited November 30, 2000).]