Got this from someone.. quite funny but could get some of you mad. 
Here is a Pakistani Math Test:
Azhar has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?
Arshad has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for Rs.18,000, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for Rs.4000 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining caine that he doesn’t cut?
Wasim wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?
Abdul gets Rs.12,000 for stealing a Honda, Rs.3000 for a Suzuki, and Rs.6000 for a Volvo Van. If he steals 2 Honda’s and 3 Volvo Vans, how many Suzuki’s will he have to steal to make Rs.46,000?
Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received Rs.500,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending Rs.5000 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money.
…This is so Phunny Really… (if i ever get it, that is… 
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