A once in a lifetime offer...

For all my friends :bb:
I can double your money - or triple it if you want :whistling
All you have to do is to send me the money that you want to have doubled
and no follow-up phone calls or emails or personal visits :smilestar:

I will let you know when the job is done :naraz:

The greater the amount the quicker it will be doubled / tripled
sachhi :blush:

So let me know how many of you are interested…

Your friend
Uncle Stalker

Re: A once in a lifetime offer...

do you take credit card

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

sending stalker a looney

Just a trial u know :wink:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

plz send the details to my secretary :chai:
i will consider ur proposals and let u know within 3 business days :chai:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

ima send u all of ma eidi :blush:

i remember my abbu used to play dat double/triple wala game wid me when i wz little :snooty:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

it means i am spared:blush:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

:chai:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

Unkil aap fake credit card laitein hain? - let me know. I’ll send you the info.

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

^ kya app un auntiyon main se hain :ahaa:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

abhey mr. jis tarah ki offer hai, us hi tarah kai paisay milein gay na :halo:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

The guyz asking about credit cards
YES - please send me all the details of your credit card
Including the 3 digit code - printed on the back of your card.

Shoby - Dont worry - everything will be fine
Bubbly - Okay - send a loonie at a time - till I have at least 100 loonies from you
SheeN - Business is Business … so whats your plan ? :halo:
AQ bhai jaan - Tumhari jaib phatti hui hay I know you cant play this game

:chai:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

yaar maiN intehaai "civil"ian ho gayaa hooN :chai:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

abay haan yar :silly:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

Sure, use this info
Card number 9211 3947 7593 9211
CVV: 420
Card Name: Stalker, Uncle
Use this card

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

now ur talkin like inzi bhai :cb:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

^ The boyz are not cooperating here :naraz:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

wohi to. tum bhi kitney silly ho :smack:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

cuz u gotta say Bismillah and Thnx to Allah b4 u begin

:naraz:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer…

or app bhi bohat ho thori see :smiley:

Re: A once in a lifetime offer...

itni show maar kay, yea baat ki hai - silly