Re: A nice article on Cellphones on planes…
dude, what else could be the reason. Off course. 
Niks and I were flying back from Pakistan and sitting in the middle isle seats. This aunty was sitting next to and and she had this innocent looking guy sitting next to her. This aunty asked him if he could hold her bag. That poor dude said yes. Not knowing that by bag, she did not mean her hand bag but her over stuffed duffel bag. That b***ch (pardon my french) just wanted her luggage next to her so she put it on this guys lap.
After that, she ordered some scotch, then turned to me and said ‘aap peeyain ge’? I said no. Then she said, ‘meray godon main dard rehta hai to doctor ne kaha ke har roz thoree whiskey peeyaa karoon’. I was like, sure b***ch, what do you think I am from chuk chotalee or something. Drink whatever you want to but dont justify to me.