An insect fell into a mug of beer
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese :
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian :
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer: relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.